Let's itch...

Confused over the title? Isn't it too soothing when you get to itch when it's been feeling like it for quite a few minutes? It is... for me atleast... so is for you I hope... Never mind if it isn't. I am not gonna go into scientific details of hormonal activities that go on while itching. Itching isn't always good, until it's momentary. Y in hell m i talking on 'ITCHING'? Well, this post is meant to itch some feelings of the readers that might have been buried periodically under the fines of situation and time constraints... the feelings of disgust and irritation which most of us don't publicize given the decorum of so called CIVILISED society... (I haven't experienced some of them, let's say m just an advocate on some of my friends' behalf) Some of them r really dirty. So before proceeding, i'll prefer giving a statuary warning...

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• Y not start with 'itching' itself? Felt good thinking of it, didn't it? ;) But what if u've seen your teacher itching his @$$ before he starts praising you with a pat on ur cheeks? Yukksss!??? Can you help? no!!!
• What if you enter your boss's room and find him picking his nose hard with all fingers consecutively? Can you resist when he offers a handshake? No!!!
• There's a smart guy in a party everyone is enjoying with. He's good looking, very energetic and persuasive in speaking. You'd like it if u get to talk to him and share your experiences with him in the way he puts his. Aaahhh!!! after a long time you get to talk to the guy. He takes you to a seat, both of you on chairs arranged in such a way that no other voice could touch your ears before his words do. But as soon as you turn to him... Urrghhhh!!! he's stinking!!! what do they give him to eat? H2S capsules? Did he fall short of toothpaste today? or does he ever brush??? Yuckkksss!!! But u r helpless... he's one of your boss's friends. Irritating... isn't it?
• You've a despot professor u're devoid to talk to, just for sake of instituting a rapport with him. One day u get a heavenly chance... a problem u're sure would trick him. "Any questions students?"... "yes sir! just a little problem i'm stuck with"... and there you go... he comes to you and starts pondering over the statement while you run your eyes to your pals mocking him from behind. And suddenly your eyes catch a single lone thick hair on your prof's cheek just on the topmost surface below the eyes. Yeah... I bet u feel so much like plucking it out hard... as hard to give him the worst pain ever. Ohh! wait ! thr's more to see... a curved long hair is sneaking out of his left nose! Has he got pubic hairs up here? O god! control his testosterones... now u've got 2 things to pluck out diabolically with all your dint. But all you can do is - "Yes sir, Ok sir, got it sir, i can do it now sir! thank you sir!" What a miss of a world of entertainment... loser! rn't u?
• U sleep happily laying back in a bus... happy enough to see a cute girl is sitting at ur back. But wait! y has the cold breeze suddenly turned into a pressure pump on ur neck? Oh Jesus! what's up thr in her nose? a turbo jet engine? Where in her little lungs does she process this much of oxygen? Can't touch her to wake her up... her dad's is next to her. All through the journey this cute girl keeps transforming into a deadlier monster in ur mind. Your sleep is bashed... you journey is ruined... and you can't help it! Y do some gals have to be despicable while sleeping?
• This one is particular to me... may be none of the readers feels it... isn't it irritating when you have to carry a book having a over width page slipping out of first 20 or so pages with edges worn out due to over exposure and you have no chance to level them equal to other pages? I know m being a bit psyco here, but this condition itches me a lot.
• This one is dedicated 2 one of my very special frnds who actually faced it... U r on a date with this cute gal u'd die to go out with. Sitting on a restaurant table, ur gf starts making faces... like someone farted! But only u know after god- buddy! that someone is you! :D Still u take her to another table where FARTING people don't reach. But what to do now? No excuses this time but pressure does tense you. Move away for some time? Excuses? a phone call, taking water, washing face, peeing... all'f 'em exhausted... What'll be the next solution? getting permanent rid? oh shitt!!! how do i shit? No toilet paper in d wallet :O Water's up ur nose now. U do it and u use toilet paper kept up thr in the restaurant's HE. Being an Indian frnd of mine, hw'd you feel having with same hands a tasty pastry served on a similar looking tissue paper! yukkks..!!! GOD save me from any such situation x-( :

Enough for this post now. It's readers' turn. I've mentioned quite a few instances. M sure this world has millions of such examples. I'd be glad if readers share some of those happened with them in comments section.